Whether your computer is a beautiful, $3000 work of top-of-the-line art or a box with pretty lights that barely gets you by (like mine), you can't question the things it can do.

The problem with most computers, however, is the users. I'd say 85% of PC problems are caused not by programmers, hackers, or spontaneously-combusting transistors, but by the person who bought the machine. Most are deathly afraid of these surprisingly quiet "doomsday machines" (see my Y2K page). However, fear quickly turns to rage when they buy a new "user-friendly" game or program that they can't live without.

OK. If this sounds like you, you've come to the right place. Have a seat. The doctor will see you now.

And take a look at my MIDI section. I've never found any other MIDI tutorial on the web, so I think I may have the only one so far. Not musically inclined? E-mail me and we'll talk. Just browse through my MIDI section to read more.